Skeleton Man review

They say that in a mon­ster movie, it’s always best to keep its appear­ance under wraps for as long as pos­sible. It helps to build…

A Good Day To Die Hard review

Alfred Hitch­cock once said, “Always make the audi­ence suf­fer as much as pos­sible.” I don’t know whether John Moore read that quote before shoot­ing A…

Bullet To The Head review

The Expend­ables, and The Expend­ables 2, and the forth­com­ing The Expend­ables 3, and how­ever many Expend­ables films they decide to do until there are no…

Taken 2 review

What I like about Taken is that it’s a bit like Com­mando. As we all know, Com­mando is one of the best movies ever made. To…

The Darkest Hour review

What is it about alien inva­sion movies? Like Al Pacino in The God­father Part 3, just when I think I’m out, they pull me back…

Shark Night review

I have a weak­ness for aquatic mon­ster movies. Maybe I’m still search­ing for the hugely enjoy­able thrills I got from Spiel­berg’s Jaws the first time…

Mega Piranha review

Mega Piranha is ninety-two minutes long. That’s ninety-two minutes of sweet, pre­cious life down the crapper. It’s the second movie in what is uncom­monly known…

Skyline review

I sup­pose it’s nice to think that if ali­ens ever con­tact Earth, they’ll show us a new way to live, one that doesn’t involve hor­rible…