Dreamscape review
High concept movies always seem to come in twos. And sure enough, in 1984, about three months before A Nightmare on Elm Street was released,…
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Monkeyboy 
Unknown review
Liam Neeson now clocks in at the grand old age of 58, and has seen a somewhat sudden shift late in his career to that…
Predators review
Film through the years is littered with quotable lines, not least the original Predator. “Get to da choppa!” and “Jeez! You got a big pussy!”…
The Expendables review
Sylvester Stallone is enjoying something of a resurgence lately, developing a kind of “Fuck you, Hollywood!” attitude, and just doing his own thing. Admittedly, his…
Paranormal Activity review
I arrived at this movie all aboard the ghost hype train. A bit bored with the torture porn that passes for horror these days, good…